Brush Your Teeth: Use Morrissey As A Guide

Katie challenged me to write a post about brushing my teeth. She said I could make it funny. I don't know about that but it sure did take up an entire morning and even some of an afternoon. Awesome.
And there are a lot of accidental That's What She Saids in this here post. Whoever comes up with the best wins. There may even be a prize involved, I haven't really gotten there yet.
Also awesome.
(In the original post, you can click on the pictures to make them bigger if you need to.)

Anyway, maintaining good oral health is important for you and for everyone with whom you come into contact. Brushing your teeth will keep you healthy and cavity free and it will also make people like you more. Just give it a try, I think you'll find it a delightful practice.
To brush your teeth effectively, you'll need the following items:
-Toothbrush
-Toothpaste
-Floss
These supplies are relatively inexpensive and can be found at most places where they sell this type of stuff.

That's what she said.

You have to do this more than once a day.

Worth it.