Friday, February 11, 2011

Ten on Tuesday on Friday

Blah blah blah. No introduction. On with it.

1. What’s your favorite kind of donut? Sprinkles. I am a grown up. Actually, if I had to choose between a pink sprinkle donut or a cruller, I'd pick the cruller. This decision may vary and is dependent upon the cruller's freshness.

2. Do you use the snooze button? I do. I don't often use an alarm, though, but when I do I account for at least two snoozes.

3. Do you write in cursive, print, or a combination of the two? I write in a weird combination. It's print, I suppose, but my letters get really long and tall or swoopy. I never write a cursive "L", I've never been able to pin one down that I like. I like my handwriting a lot, though. I'm a girl like that.

4. Tell us a joke. I'll tell you a joke that a three year old named Ashlynn told me the other day.

Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Ashlynn, who?
Ashlynn is here.

So, obviously, kids are just dumb because that's not funny at all.

5. How many languages do you speak? I speak English. I can say a tongue twister in Polish and I know a few kitchen related words in Spanish. "Albondigas" means "meatball" and "chiccaron" means "I want to kill you", or so I gather. Spanish speakers, please pardon the spelling.

6. Why did you start blogging? Fame. Fortune. Success. Sex. Intrigue. It's totally working.

7. Do you use bar soap or liquid body wash? I prefer bar soap. I prefer Dove bar soap. But I'm so sick and tired of dropping it that I usually just buy liquid body wash.

8. Do you buy bottled water? I buy bottled water when I'm at work because it's $.40 and we have easy access to recycling. I ordinarily don't buy bottled water anywhere else. That choice is not based on principle, though it would be nice if I had some of those.

9. What did you think of the Super Bowl Half Time Show? I don't understand the question.

10. How do you feel about Steve Carell leaving The Office? I think he's obviously recognized that he's on a sinking ship. I'm sorry--I know not everyone agrees but the writer's strike a few years ago threw the whole thing off and it's just never recovered. I used to live for Thursday nights so that I could watch The Office but now I feel like they've really outdone themselves if I can manage a chuckle or two and, brothers and sisters, this should not be. Now I live for Thursday nights so the I can watch Community. And since I watch Community, I'll just have to wait for Big Bang Theory to come out on DVD. Unless I take up pirating, which I do not plan to do. That decision is also not based on principle.

1 comment:

The Foreigners said...

"So, obviously, kids are just dumb because that's not funny at all."
If I were the kind of person who had a quote wall, this would so totally be on it.

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