Thursday, April 28, 2011

I think everyone kind of dropped the ball on this one.

The preceding is an actual screen shot taken from the Stats page which is designed to let me know phrases that people are Googling to direct people to my page. This helps me to be a better blogger. For you. And so, utilizing this list, I will delve into the mind of the interweb dwellers and give you what you want.

The first three (and subsequently the last two) prove that people like it when I get my lit on. Or at least that they are looking for something that they can't find. Well, actually, my blog is pretty much the only place on the internet where you can find a full version of Robert Frost's The Lovely Shall Be Choosers and so that's where many people come from. I imagine that if they do much more clicking around, though, they get really disappointed really quickly. And to you, Lit Fiends, please know that I'm one of you. I'm one of you! Also, relax a little bit.

The next Googled phrase, though... WTF, interwebs! I can't believe that there's a whole hell of a lot of people out there who want this in their lives one bit. "Libby let's get it on webcam"?!?! I can only hope that the phrase that came before this exclamation was, "Libby! There's a bat loose in the house! Let's watch it turn into a vampire." And then after Libby (whomever she may be) says, "Okay." Then the person turns to her and says, "Libby, let's get it on webcam." Because if this is even remotely close to either of the other options that I'm imagining, the internet and I are going to need to go on a friendship time out.
Vying for internet celebrity, that I can get behind. Solitication of digitally documented liaisons... noooo, nope.

This next one makes me kind of sad. Is the world so void of delights and honest moments that someone actually typed the words, "something sincere" into a search engine? And my blog was what came to aid? I think everyone kind of dropped the ball on this one.

I'm too tired/ not interested in the rest to keep going.
I should make this a regular thing, I think. Only I'll start it earlier in the day.

Have a very sexy Friday, everyone.

1 comment:

Katie Hurl said...

I, for one, am having a VERY sexy Friday...

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